blowingmindsandguys

I love How Uther just has to toast himself on a job well done whenever he sentences someone to death

legendofmerthur:

missplumpudding:

Gwen is a witch.  Just sentenced her to death.  Yessss.

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Ugh, found out Lancelot is such a liar.  Throw him in jail.

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All right!  Caught 2 more Druids.  Sentenced to death.  Good job, me.

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Gwen’s father with gold?  Obviously sorcery.  Caught and executed.

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Alvarr’s a dick.  And a sorcerer.  In jail, sentenced to death.  What a great day.

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Almost died, still bedridden, but sentenced Gaius’s girlfriend to death.  Cheers to me.

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Uther may have a drinking problem

ideasarebullletproof

ohnodwarvesarehot:

tamorapierce:

il-tenore-regina:

princeburrito:

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

shehateme:

theseraphimwolf:

Serendipity saying it how it is

(Dogma, 1999)

Always reblog Dogma.

Another movie everyone must watch.

This movie is so fucking underrated. Everyone needs to watch this movie at least once or twice in their life.

Always time for Dogma!

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as homicidal angels.  Alan Rickman as a messenger angel, I think.  I need to watch it again!  The best Jay and Silent Bob.

Hate Metatron? try the better, sassy version with Alan Rickman!

blowingmindsandguys

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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captclockwork

Anonymous asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42 answered:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema